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Gin and protest

1:47 p.m., Mar. 21, 2003

Who participates in these polls and why are they never me or my friends?

There is not enough noodle or chicken in Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup.

So my birthday is this weekend. I'm going to the Congress, where I plan to request French, urm, Freedom liquor in all of my drinks. (Do the French make gin? Because I like Tom Collinses and I think those are made from gin.)

I feel a little crappy celebrating during wartime, especially misguided wartime, but if I don't get drunk and eat appetizers on my birthday, then the terrorists win. And we don't want that.

No, ma'am.

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