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Everything You Need to Know About Selling a Condo, You Learned in Kindergarten

12:40 p.m., Apr. 28, 2003

So just in case you ever decide to sell real estate for a living, here is a big tip on what not to do at an open house:

Do not pee in the model's bathroom and not flush.

When you do this, the young, somewhat affluent couple that had previously considered buying the model will be thoroughly grossed out and then they will run away.

(This really happened.)

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